Bain of low budget filmmaking

[Chance1234]

last night i went to the Sci -fi festical at the curzon in Soho, with the intention of grabbing Ken russel.

all was going well, was talking to a very nice journalist , one of the staff was going to get us 5 minutes and another member of staff knew who i was re Mortus illumina and gave us his access all areas pass, all going sweet we got a business card to Ken russels misses and manage to exchange a few words to him before his film screening with the intention of grabbing afterwards all sweet. then the guy running the festival found out i was using one of his staff passes and i got taken out of the curzon in a armlock, the guy was a fucking tosser.

For future reference his name was louis savy. and as the saying goes revenge is sweet any ideas ?


Chance



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Is it just me or does anyone else get nervous when entering a lift with a heavily pregnant women in it ?


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[Ralph Snart]

I tend to stay a little confused. So I am not actually sure who won the first place honors at the recent Kern County Amature film makers and screen writers competition.

Possibly not mine.

Although I am reasonably certain my past deadline (I.O.U. $25.00 if accepted enclosed) Mail in entry did manage to make it to the F.B.I. Anthrax lab for careful study and evaluation before being returned to my home stamped like a steamer trunk.

I have no idea of the cost to mail a videotape across town and felt the best way to proceed was to continue adhearing postage stamps of assorted sizes and shapes and price ranges until I ran out.

Bunny rabbits, Carnivorous plants......

This and a multiplicity of additional factors; in retrospect leave me wondering why there isn't at least one unmarked helicopter parked in permanent residence over my house.

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[Crafty Banton]

Something that won't get you arrested - If you could find where he lives I'd recommend the Flaming-paper-shitbag-on-the-doorstep manouver.

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[Mods]

I'm all for bricks through windows followed by a couple of petrol bombs. Gimme the address

hehe

Mods

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Mark "Mods" Lovegrove

[Twitch]

All I have to say is
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka...oom/index.html

This is a site for bad people, or it can help you get some ideas for some kick ass special effects for your movie.




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Yeah, I can't think of a funny quote to say.